Sunday, December 7, 2008

Quote...unquote...

So I have some 4-5 tags which are pending. As of now going ahead with the bossy girl's tag of listing out quotes which I have come across. It's the easiest task for me as I keep changing the quotes in my official email singnature on a weekly basis, to impress ...well..you-know-who :P

Here they come.
[1] From the movie Matrix- Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

[2] From Braveheart - I will tell you of William Wallace. Historians will call me a liar, but history is written by those who've hanged heroes.

[3] From Dirty Harry
Harry : Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
Mayor : Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry : When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

Yikes...I did sound like a movie freak.Sadly most of my real life lines too are very much movie inspired :).. trying some quotes which are not filmy.
[4] Those who wish to sing,always find a song

[5]Peace isn't merely the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice.

And this was one which I loved a lot "For me the Internet is just yet another way of being rejected by women"...and the second best was "In god we trust...others we virus scan". Sindhu has really got me started now.Trying my best to stop the flow of quotes :)

Anyone who wishes to take this up are welcome.

26 comments:

Curious said...

Wow..that was really a interesting collection of modern quotes :D

I wouldn't mind reading some more of y7our favorites.. :)

Nautankey said...

curious..
thanks :)..there was this one form the movie aladdin..Iago the parrot says - Wow! Theres a big surprise! I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.

Sindhu :) said...

Hey.. there is no limit!

Write some more na :)I really like what you wrote..

Sindhu :) said...

BTW... am not a bossy girl :( ... just that my boss is bossy!

You are maligning me :P

Nautankey said...

sindhu,
too much of quotes will make others go insane :).

Arrey ur not bossy but u have a special boss is wat i meant.. fat girl we call as moti naa..somethin on that lines :P

Prasad said...

hahahahahahaha!! gud ones dude!

Bedazzled said...

hee hee.. loved the third one and the one on internet .. the matrix one is too complicated for a simpleton like me;-)

Smita said...

Those who wish to sing,always find a song

*looks up and says wonderful*

Hope you are not planning to come up with more...& like Bedazzled Matrix quote went up above my head...

Bedazzled said...

Gift time... http://bedazzledeternally.blogspot.com/2008/12/danke-peoples.html

Ruth said...

No, I-don't-know-who you're trying to impress. Do tell!

#4 may be true, and I like it. But my friend just told me that her cat won't let her sing at home. Every time she starts, the cat comes and bats at her leg! Must be bad, huh?

Abhishek said...

Nice post and nice blog too!
No wonder Kanupriya rates you high :)

vimmuuu said...

thats some real good quotes you got there buddy ! You must already be knowing my fetish towards quotes (u know, those orkut photo quotes)

I felt the Matrix movie itself was too much for my head, and the quote never made sense too! :D

verbivorehere said...

except for the matrix complexity my simple mind loved the lot..and dnt worry how muchever u write its always a pleasure to read..u still dnt give me the promised link of ur old blog ;P
PS - U better do my tag soon

Nautankey said...

Pras,
You receive my mails..so wud be getting more..dread them :P

Nautankey said...

Parkavi,
Arrey the matrix one just says we humans are viruses who are destroying earth :)..and thanks a lot for the gift.

Nautankey said...

smita,
Thank yous..i take quoted from evryone around..BIG time plagiarizer. Heard this one in a temple few weeks back "Oh god..i shud be happy like others and others shud be happy like me"..was a confusing one at first listen..later made some sense :)

Nautankey said...

ruth,
It's the same green eyed gal,not bothered about her relationship status you see :).

LOL abt the cat..probly your friend shud let the cat sing along :). I remember seeing a video where cats did a symphoney with meows.

Nautankey said...

Abhisjek,
Thanks a lot for the compliment. And should thank kanupriya too :)

Nautankey said...

Vimmuuu,
Oh yeah kloved ur orkut album.As you would have seen me and parkavi patti are having fun time commenting at the quotes as well as the snaps :)..

i love amtrix quotes..they r deep but at times senseless too :P

Nautankey said...

Verby,
I can see that some day ur gonna get a court gag on me and stop my crappy writings..am sure its gonna drive u mad soon :P..

Arpita said...

Nice ones! I really liked that one quote u had in ur signature earlier- Trust me… My take home pay does not even take me home !!!

Nautankey said...

Arpita,
hee hee thanks for reminding... this was one which I saw in someone's signature. "“My dad was the town drunk. It's actually not that bad....but considering we live in New York City it outta be”

Prasad said...

buhahahahahahahaha i actually enjoy em dude!

Kanupriya Sindhu Ramrakhyani said...

Hey Good Ones...esp. the internet quote! LOL...

Nautankey said...

Pras,
You dont have a choice :P

Nautankey said...

Kanupriya,
Thanks and the net quote kinda applies to many guys around here :))