Monday, April 6, 2009

The ideal partner....

I loved reading this... :-)

The ideal man by the woman...

Before I go to to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
For me he always sings a song.
One who thinks before he speaks,
And wont be one of those tech geeks,
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my feet and begs to do more.
Let me have a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Remembers what i wore when we last dined,
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

The ideal woman by the man...

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
Voluptuous body who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
Doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit

-- The End ---

18 comments:

Ramana KV said...

Cool.. Loved it..

Prasad said...

ROFLLLLLlllllll and so true :P

Tarun Goel said...

Is that man part your creation??? :D
Considering your wooing and all other activities seems to be coming out of your pen :D

s w a t said...

:D
So did I!

Smita said...

I hope it isn;t you who has written this but with the non-rhyming I think it can be u only...

So very unimaginative huh!!!

Archana said...

The Original Ideal Man:

"Lord I thank thee for the fake "ideal man",
It was a great idea to have written it in the can,
Most men will laugh and connive a stupid poem in return,
Please get me a man who'd have the brains to discern."

Kanupriya said...

LOL!!! Too good! BTW who has written this? I'm sure by some man...so is it u???

Nautankey said...

Ramana
Than you :)

Prasad
:) Guess ppl wud believe if i say ur the author :P

Tarun
LOL Wish I was..but nop. It came on mail

Nautankey said...

Swat
Great people like alike :)

Smita
Aah there comes my poetry detractor :P luckily it wasn't me. So imagine there are people more mediocre than me..I am rejoicing :D

Nautankey said...

Archie
Man with discerning brain..ur asking too much lady :D..aasai is ok but perasai is too much

Kanupriya
Not me..but yeah looks like a man. But then we can't say that for sure we have loads of wacky lady poets too :D

Abhishek said...

LOLZ!!!
Am not surprised at all ;)

Anand said...

Amen....
Men?? lol. Yeah...
AMEN !!!

Andy. :-)

vimmuuu said...

LOL. see, we men even dont ask for too much !!! Bas itna sa khwaab hain !!!

Ashwathy said...

one word: ROFL! :D
and this is why they say men are from mars and women are from venus lol

verbivorehere said...

i thot i commented on ths :( seemed to have disappered..or did u purposefully delete it? :)
I loved archana's comment :)
and btw all the best to ur "attempts" to change ur status frm single ;P with ths post, even uninterested girls will be interested in ur status..to ensure tht u remain single!! Ayushman bhava!!

Nautankey said...

Abhishek
Yup that was sooo soo gentlemanly naa :P

Anand
Wow..a new meaning to the Amen at end of prayer sessions..Aaah men :))

Vimal
Tell me about it. Men are so self contended and get satisfied with such small wishes :)

Nautankey said...

Ashwathy
Actually I wud say men are from mercury n women from plto...long long distance away :)

Verby
Nooo..no way cud I do that. And I guess u typed it ulta. With this post even if anyone was remotely interested they wud be like wot a MCP !!

Ruth said...

Hahahahaha, oh dear, I am giggling. Can't stop.

Wouldn't laugh so hard if it weren't true.

And some people believe in God!!